"Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar" Embroidered Beanie
Keep your head warm and your humor spicy! This edgy embroidered beanie features the unforgettable quote: “Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar”—stitched with attitude and designed to make a statement.
Whether you're braving the cold or just topping off a savage look, this beanie delivers laughs, side-eyes, and style. Made with soft, stretchy fabric for a snug and comfy fit, it’s perfect for those with a wild side (and a bold sense of humor).
🧢 Material: Soft, warm, stretch-knit acrylic 🔥 Fit: One size fits most – Unisex 💬 Style: Funny / Bold / Slightly Inappropriate 🎁 Perfect For: Gag gifts, parties, or the fearless fashion-forward
The perfect beanie has arrived! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic • Breathable cotton blend • Form-fitting shape • One size fits most
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
