"Sorry This Beard is Taken — And She Is Crazy"

"Sorry This Beard is Taken — And She Is Crazy" Funny Graphic Tee

Warning: This beard is off-limits! 😂
Show off your relationship status and your sense of humor with this hilarious graphic tee. Featuring bold, distressed text that reads "Sorry This Beard is Taken — And She is Crazy," this shirt is perfect for the proud, loyal, and slightly terrified man in love.

Whether it's a gift from her or you're wearing it as a badge of honor, this tee brings laughs, compliments, and a little playful fear wherever you go. Soft, comfortable, and designed to turn heads—it’s a must-have for beard lovers and their wild partners.

🖤 Style: Funny / Relationship Humor / Beard Pride
👕 Fit: Unisex Classic Fit
📏 Material: 100% Cotton
🎁 Perfect For: Valentine’s Day, Anniversaries, Birthdays, or Just Because

Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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