"Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar" Funny Graphic Tee

"Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar" Funny Graphic Tee

Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this bold and cheeky graphic tee. Featuring the playful quote "Never killed a mountain lion, but I've choked a cougar" in distressed black lettering with fierce claw mark accents, this shirt is perfect for anyone with a wild sense of humor and a fearless attitude.

Made from soft, high-quality cotton and designed for a comfortable fit, it's a great gift for parties, bachelor weekends, gag gifts, or just making a statement wherever you go. Whether you're shopping for yourself or a friend, this tee is guaranteed to stir up conversation.

👕 Material: 100% Cotton
📏 Fit: Unisex Classic Fit
💥 Style: Funny / Bold / Adult Humor

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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